My lovely friend, who's husband dyes her hair...
Katie: he's good at everything
wonder if i could convince him to give me pedicures
me: as long as your feet aren't smelly
which i'm sure they're not
Katie: they are actually
this one time we were coming from a show
and we were in the parking deck
and he had the window rolled down to pay the little man
and i took off my shoes
and he thought someone had puked in the parking lot
but in fact.... it was just my feet
me: oh my GOD
Sea Of Shoes →
whatiwore: I don’t know if I’ve ever fallen more in blog love than I have with seaofshoes.com. The blog is run by Jane, a sixteen year old girl living in Texas. Not sure if she’s a model or what, but she is the cutest thing in the world and I will be spending a good part of today going through her archives. I found her via lookbook.nu, but feel like I’ve see her before (in a magazine? on...
After McCain’s rally, Palin headed to McCain’s ranch near Sedona,...– - CNN Debate Camp, Palin? Really? I can just hear her, “It’s totallly like the week before a pageant where they like prep you and stuff! Maybe Cindy and I will have a pillow fight in our jammies!”
hipsterdiet: complicatedshoes: sds: Third...
What about little microphones? What if everyone swallowed them, and then played...– Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close- Jonathon Safran Foer (via dilaudid) Ah, life. (via tylerknott) I wonder what hearts on a first date would sound like? A first kiss? A heart that’s falling in love? Those would be great hearts to listen to.
Whatever you are, be a good one.– Abraham Lincoln (via holleewoodworld)
thebrianhayes: fred-wilson: Notion - Kings Of...
Old Man -
If you say “Senator Obama doesn’t understand” one more time, I’m going to punch my fucking television.
My best friend's husband is coming home from...
how does one avoid
starting her period
without birth control?
me: no idea man
Is it sad...
That I just watched the Jim and Pam engagement scene 5 times? I couldn’t help it, I swear!
emilyposts: I’m off to get my second Gardasil shot. If you ladies aren’t getting yours you need to do it! But I’ll warn you - they hurt like hell. I’m getting my 2nd one tomorrow morning! I never mind giving blood, but these vaccines seriously hurt.
Attempting to create* my GPOYW using paint is quite interesting on many levels. 1. It’s testing my creativity, great for work thinking. 2. shitty mouse + paint <> great artistry. 3. The finished product will be put up soon. P.S. - I feel like Andy Dufresne from Shawshank working on this thing. Trying to be convert, and make subtle changes so to not alert the powers that be is...
What is the deal with dressing like an old woman at work? There is a 29 year old girl in my client’s office that wears khaki pants and a knit polo shirt with these black floppy sandals that cover half of her foot. Everyday. She’s 29 - how does this happen? I know we live in a world where ‘business casual’ reigns supreme, but why does that turn almost every woman over 35...
Web 2.0 Expo NY: Gary Vaynerchuk →
david: I LOVED this speech. Gary is an unbelievably inspiring guy. I read an Obama support button last week that really resonated with me. It read “We are the one’s we’ve been waiting for”. Gary’s speech has such far reaching implications, you’re missing out if you haven’t watched it. We really are the one’s we’ve been waiting for - and he...
What is it about a haircut or trim that makes you feel like a new person? I wish I had something fun to do tonight!
I frickin’ love Grey’s Anatomy! And I am in want of a McDreamy stat.
Did You Know?
hipsterdiet: Sonics have their own radio station? More food chains should do that. And who doesn’t love the music at Sonic??? I would vote no on a Cracker Barrel radio station, though. Definitely a no.
This Is Amazing. →
I’ve decided, after seeing the precious children on The Holiday, as well as too many Harry Potter viewings, that I must move to the UK when I get knocked up. It’s the only way I can be assured that my children will speak so adorably. Granted, there needs to be a man in the picture before any of that happens. So that buys me about 5 years. And, come to think of it, I wouldn’t...
Is NYC the #8 place to be single in America?
juliaallison: So. Forbes came out with this “dubious listicle” ranking America’s top cities for being single, because lord knows Americans love Rankings. Rankings mean there are Winners and, more importantly, Losers! Even in categories that sort of can’t at all in any way be quantified! No matter, sez Forbes. Put a number next to it and declare it to be that number and then make up fake stuff...
Dexter and Californication...
I can’t WAIT for the new season to start!
It always fascinated me how people go from loving you madly to nothing at all,...– Julie Deply, “Two Days in Paris” (via pinkhotel) (via allisonweiss) I literally watched this 2 days ago, and I loved it.
Are you there, God?
It’s me, Ellen. And I know it’s Sunday, and I should be in church, but I just got home and I need you to take care of this hangover. Please. Save me.
Rocky? All day?
Dear Bravo, I hope that you realize that Rocky movies, much less a Rocky marathon, is the last thing your target demographic would like to watch? I was hoping to catch a re-run of the new Rachel Zoe show, but alas there are no female fashionistas on your channel today. Adrienne doesn’t count. Please rethink this for next week. I’ll be working from home again, and I need some...
$5.20 a GALLON???
Okay, last time I checked, price gouging was illegal, fellas. Gas in Atlanta ranges right now anywhere from $3.89 to $5.20!!! How the hell are you getting away with this? All I’m saying is that I feel awful for you poor bastards that didn’t fill your cars up last night, because every radio station in the city is fueling (pun intended) the feeding frenzy at the pumps this lovely Friday...
Trying to look like you’re working when you’re not actually working is hard work!
This is how it works You’re young until you’re not You love until...– Regina Spektor - On The Radio
Incredible - but incredibly scary
I watched a horrible car accident happen today from less than 30 feet away. My parents were in town, and we had just finished lunch. As we walked out of the restaurant, we heard screeching breaks and a distinct crunching sound. At that instant, we saw a Nissan Pathfinder airborne, rolling on top of a small Acura, rolling onto the pavement and landing upright in a small ‘island’...
Whether you call or not, I love you. Whether asleep or awake, I love you. Busy...– Anwar’s Girlfriend (From the Documentary “Baghdad High” on HBO) (via tylerknott) Whoa.
I've Held It In Long Enough
frangry: Dear pocketnovel, Seriously, just stop. Everyone is appalled by all the shit that comes out of your mouth. And you always regret it. Here are some tips: 1. Stop talking about who you are fucking. 2. Stop fucking people from Tumblr. 3. Stop trying to fuck MORE people on Tumblr. From: pocketnovel Date: August 30, 2008 6:43:28 PM EDT To: [redacted] Subject: I know better than to reblog...